More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I'm not tired' protest reliably ends in unconsciousness within eleven minutes of the car starting.
- I signed up for a pottery class on a whim. My bowls all look vaguely like ashtrays, which nobody asked for.
- The family recipe for Sunday sauce has never once been written down, and everyone's version is slightly, stubbornly different.
- The kids' idea of helping with yard work is standing near the pile and offering supervision.
- There's a rule that whoever wakes up first makes the coffee. There's a second rule nobody actually follows the first rule.
- The family vacation photo album is ninety percent pictures of the kids refusing to look at the camera.