More Family Jokes
- The family recipe for Sunday sauce has never once been written down, and everyone's version is slightly, stubbornly different.
- The kids' idea of helping with yard work is standing near the pile and offering supervision.
- There's a rule that whoever wakes up first makes the coffee. There's a second rule nobody actually follows the first rule.
- The family vacation photo album is ninety percent pictures of the kids refusing to look at the camera.
- I signed up to volunteer at the animal shelter. Three hours in, I'd adopted a cat and questioned all my planning.
- The kids' definition of 'almost ready' bears no relationship to any recognized unit of time.