More Family Jokes
- I signed up to volunteer at the animal shelter. Three hours in, I'd adopted a cat and questioned all my planning.
- The kids' definition of 'almost ready' bears no relationship to any recognized unit of time.
- The hardware store clerk asked if I needed help finding anything. I said yes, twenty minutes of my life back.
- The kids' lemonade stand pricing strategy involved charging more the thirstier you looked.
- The kids negotiated an extra dessert using logic so convoluted I was almost impressed enough to grant it.
- The kids' 'I already brushed my teeth' claim has a success rate of roughly zero percent under actual inspection.