More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I already brushed my teeth' claim has a success rate of roughly zero percent under actual inspection.
- The kids' 'five more minutes' at the park has never, in recorded history, actually meant five minutes.
- The dog has figured out that sitting perfectly still near the table counts as begging, technically, without breaking any rules.
- The kids' definition of 'clean up' involves relocating every toy to a slightly different, equally chaotic pile.
- The kids' bedtime stalling tactics have evolved into something resembling a formal filibuster.
- I asked my daughter what she learned in school today. She said 'stuff,' which remains her most detailed report to date.