More Family Jokes
- I found a chore chart from three years ago behind the fridge, completely untouched, aspirational to the very end.
- The kids' idea of a fair chores split involves them doing the fun parts and me doing everything else.
- There's a permanent negotiation happening in this house over whose turn it is to pick the movie.
- The kids' concept of 'whispering' still registers at a volume audible from two rooms away.
- The kids' tooth fairy negotiations have gotten suspiciously specific about exchange rates lately.
- The kids' report cards use phrases like 'developing' that require an advanced degree in parental translation.