More Family Jokes
- There's a permanent negotiation happening in this house over whose turn it is to pick the movie.
- The kids' concept of 'whispering' still registers at a volume audible from two rooms away.
- The kids' tooth fairy negotiations have gotten suspiciously specific about exchange rates lately.
- The kids' report cards use phrases like 'developing' that require an advanced degree in parental translation.
- The family's board game collection has one missing piece per box, without exception, dating back a full decade.
- The kids' 'I'll clean it later' has a documented success rate of approximately never.