More Family Jokes
- The kids' report cards use phrases like 'developing' that require an advanced degree in parental translation.
- The family's board game collection has one missing piece per box, without exception, dating back a full decade.
- The kids' 'I'll clean it later' has a documented success rate of approximately never.
- I bought a used trampoline off a classified ad. It came with zero instructions and one very specific bounce direction.
- The dog has three distinct barks: mailman, squirrel, and 'I heard a sound I didn't like.'
- The kids' idea of 'helping cook' mostly involves tasting everything before it's actually finished.