More Family Jokes
- The kids' lemonade stand pricing strategy involved charging more the thirstier you looked.
- The kids negotiated an extra dessert using logic so convoluted I was almost impressed enough to grant it.
- The kids' 'I already brushed my teeth' claim has a success rate of roughly zero percent under actual inspection.
- The kids' 'five more minutes' at the park has never, in recorded history, actually meant five minutes.
- The dog has figured out that sitting perfectly still near the table counts as begging, technically, without breaking any rules.
- The kids' definition of 'clean up' involves relocating every toy to a slightly different, equally chaotic pile.