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  • The kids' homemade birthday card had seventeen misspellings and it's still the best gift I've ever received.
  • The dinner table rule against phones applies to everyone except, apparently, whoever's cooking and needs a recipe.
  • I asked a friend from Wales for a nickname. He suggested one, but I couldn't pronounce it, so we're still working on it.
  • The kids' 'I'm not tired' protest reliably ends in unconsciousness within eleven minutes of the car starting.
  • I signed up for a pottery class on a whim. My bowls all look vaguely like ashtrays, which nobody asked for.
  • The family recipe for Sunday sauce has never once been written down, and everyone's version is slightly, stubbornly different.

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