More Family Jokes
- The dinner table rule against phones applies to everyone except, apparently, whoever's cooking and needs a recipe.
- I asked a friend from Wales for a nickname. He suggested one, but I couldn't pronounce it, so we're still working on it.
- The kids' 'I'm not tired' protest reliably ends in unconsciousness within eleven minutes of the car starting.
- I signed up for a pottery class on a whim. My bowls all look vaguely like ashtrays, which nobody asked for.
- The family recipe for Sunday sauce has never once been written down, and everyone's version is slightly, stubbornly different.
- The kids' idea of helping with yard work is standing near the pile and offering supervision.