More Family Jokes
- The school fundraiser catalog has magnets, wrapping paper, and cookie dough. We buy the cookie dough every single year.
- The kids' homemade birthday card had seventeen misspellings and it's still the best gift I've ever received.
- The dinner table rule against phones applies to everyone except, apparently, whoever's cooking and needs a recipe.
- I asked a friend from Wales for a nickname. He suggested one, but I couldn't pronounce it, so we're still working on it.
- The kids' 'I'm not tired' protest reliably ends in unconsciousness within eleven minutes of the car starting.
- I signed up for a pottery class on a whim. My bowls all look vaguely like ashtrays, which nobody asked for.