More Family Jokes
- Bath time results in more water on the bathroom floor than in the actual tub, every single time, without exception.
- There's a drawer in the kitchen that exists purely to hold rubber bands, twist ties, and unexplained keys.
- There's a rule in our house that whoever finishes eating first has to do the dishes. Everyone now eats at a suspicious, glacial pace.
- Every family board game night ends in exactly one dramatic exit, usually mine.
- The GPS rerouted me four times on a ten-minute drive. I've decided it's just messing with me at this point.
- The school fundraiser catalog has magnets, wrapping paper, and cookie dough. We buy the cookie dough every single year.