More Family Jokes
- My son asked if dads know everything. I told him no, we just refuse to say 'I don't know' in front of children.
- I told my wife she should try to be more assertive. She told me to leave, so I guess it worked.
- My daughter asked if I was ever young. I showed her a photo. She asked who the stranger was.
- I told my wife I've been working on my patience. She said she'll believe it when she sees it, and she's still waiting.
- My son asked why I always check the milk expiry date twice. I told him trust is earned, even from dairy.
- I asked my wife what she'd do without me. She said she'd probably have a quieter, tidier house. She said it faster than I expected.