More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I've been working on my patience. She said she'll believe it when she sees it, and she's still waiting.
- My son asked why I always check the milk expiry date twice. I told him trust is earned, even from dairy.
- I asked my wife what she'd do without me. She said she'd probably have a quieter, tidier house. She said it faster than I expected.
- My son asked why I always sigh before answering his questions. I told him it's a warm-up exercise for my patience.
- I bought noise-cancelling headphones. My family says I've never been more responsive to them.
- My daughter asked if I was scared of anything. I said spiders and running out of dad jokes, in that order.