More Family Jokes
- I bought noise-cancelling headphones. My family says I've never been more responsive to them.
- My daughter asked if I was scared of anything. I said spiders and running out of dad jokes, in that order.
- I told my wife I finally cleaned out the garage. She asked where I put everything. I said 'the driveway,' and that conversation is still ongoing.
- My son asked why I hum the same three notes every time I fix something. I told him it's my professional soundtrack.
- I told my wife I'm great under pressure. She reminded me I once panicked over a jammed stapler.
- My daughter asked me to stop singing along to every song on the radio. I told her that's not how car rides work in this family.