More Family Jokes
- My son asked why I hum the same three notes every time I fix something. I told him it's my professional soundtrack.
- I told my wife I'm great under pressure. She reminded me I once panicked over a jammed stapler.
- My daughter asked me to stop singing along to every song on the radio. I told her that's not how car rides work in this family.
- I told my wife I was a great multitasker. She watched me try to text and find my keys at the same time and revoked the title.
- My son asked how tall I was at his age. I told him I was exactly as tall as I needed to be to reach the top shelf, which was a lie.
- I told my wife I could give up complaining for Lent. It's been the longest forty minutes of my life.