More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I could give up complaining for Lent. It's been the longest forty minutes of my life.
- My daughter asked why I still check under the bed for monsters. I told her old habits from being a kid myself die hard.
- I told my wife I've started meditating. She asked if that meant I'd finally stop talking during movies. It did not.
- My son asked if I was proud of him. I told him I've been proud of him since before he could talk back to me about it.
- I told my wife I'd start budgeting more carefully. My budgeting app now sends me passive-aggressive notifications.
- My daughter told me my jokes are an acquired taste. I told her she's had eight years to acquire it.