More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I could survive a zombie apocalypse. She said I can't survive a Monday without coffee, so let's manage expectations.
- My son asked why grown-ups say 'because I said so.' I told him it's the shortest sentence with the least amount of follow-up questions.
- I told my wife I'd stop leaving my socks on the floor. The floor and my socks have a strong bond I can't seem to break.
- My daughter asked to borrow my hairbrush this morning. I haven't had hair worth brushing in a decade, but I let her have the moment.
- I told my wife I read her mind sometimes. She said good, then think about doing the dishes.
- My son asked why my back cracks every time I sit down. I told him it's the sound of experience settling in.