More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I'd take care of dinner tonight. That's why we're getting takeout, technically I did take care of it.
- My daughter asked if I ever get embarrassed. I told her I gave up that feeling the day I became a parent.
- My car's check engine light came on. I put a piece of tape over it. Problem solved.
- My daughter asked why I check the weather app five times before leaving the house. I told her it's called due diligence.
- I joined a gym six months ago. My membership card has seen more of the gym than I have.
- My son wants a puppy for his birthday. I told him a puppy is a fourteen-year commitment, and he said that's fine, he'll be in college by then.