More Family Jokes
- My son wants a puppy for his birthday. I told him a puppy is a fourteen-year commitment, and he said that's fine, he'll be in college by then.
- I got a smart fridge. It now judges my snack choices at three in the morning.
- My daughter asked why grown-ups are so tired all the time. I told her it's from carrying invisible bags of responsibility everywhere we go.
- I tried to assemble a bookshelf using only the picture diagram. I now own a very abstract piece of modern art.
- My son asked why I always check the rearview mirror even when the car's parked. I told him old habits from raising toddlers never fully go away.
- I asked my GPS for the fastest route home. It suggested I stop stalling and just go inside.