More Family Jokes
- My daughter asked why grown-ups are so tired all the time. I told her it's from carrying invisible bags of responsibility everywhere we go.
- I tried to assemble a bookshelf using only the picture diagram. I now own a very abstract piece of modern art.
- My son asked why I always check the rearview mirror even when the car's parked. I told him old habits from raising toddlers never fully go away.
- I asked my GPS for the fastest route home. It suggested I stop stalling and just go inside.
- My daughter asked why dads always fall asleep during movies. I told her it's the one form of meditation we've mastered.
- My son asked why I taught him to ride a bike without training wheels so early. I told him confidence is best installed before doubt shows up.