More Family Jokes
- I asked my GPS for the fastest route home. It suggested I stop stalling and just go inside.
- My daughter asked why dads always fall asleep during movies. I told her it's the one form of meditation we've mastered.
- My son asked why I taught him to ride a bike without training wheels so early. I told him confidence is best installed before doubt shows up.
- My daughter asked why I always pack extra snacks for road trips. I told her hunger is the one variable a good dad always plans for.
- I told my wife I'm training for a marathon. My training consists mostly of watching marathon documentaries from the couch.
- My son asked why I always hum while mowing the lawn. I told him it's the only time all week I get to think in peace.