More Family Jokes
- I told my wife I'd start meal prepping every Sunday. Sunday has become the day I plan to start meal prepping on Monday instead.
- My daughter graduated preschool this year. The ceremony had more pomp and circumstance than my actual college graduation.
- The weather forecast said 20% chance of rain. It rained 100% on my exact location and nowhere else on the block.
- I told my golf coach I wanted to improve my swing. He suggested I first improve my expectations.
- My son asked why we always eat dinner as a family. I told him it's the one meeting all week I actually want to attend.
- I set up a lemonade stand with my daughter this summer. We made four dollars and a lifetime of memories, mostly of me handling the cash box.