More Family Jokes
- My son asked why we always eat dinner as a family. I told him it's the one meeting all week I actually want to attend.
- I set up a lemonade stand with my daughter this summer. We made four dollars and a lifetime of memories, mostly of me handling the cash box.
- I asked my son to help me install a shelf. Two hours, three trips to the hardware store, and one bent nail later, we called it a partial success.
- My smartwatch told me to stand up. I've never felt so judged by a piece of jewelry.
- My daughter asked why I always drive slowly through the neighborhood. I told her it's the only speed limit I actually respect.
- I tried to organize my tools by size. Now I can't find anything, but at least it looks organized.