More Family Jokes
- I tried to organize my tools by size. Now I can't find anything, but at least it looks organized.
- My son asked why I always say 'back in my day.' I told him it's the only sentence that makes me feel powerful anymore.
- I set an alarm for 6am to go running. I've reset that same alarm every day for six months without leaving the bed once.
- My daughter asked me to walk slower so she could keep up. I've been walking slower ever since, even when she's not there.
- My son asked how I always know when he's lying. I told him it's a superpower parents unlock the day their kid takes their first bite of a hidden cookie.
- I told the dentist I hadn't flossed in a while. He said my gums already told him everything.