More Family Jokes
- I set an alarm for 6am to go running. I've reset that same alarm every day for six months without leaving the bed once.
- My daughter asked me to walk slower so she could keep up. I've been walking slower ever since, even when she's not there.
- My son asked how I always know when he's lying. I told him it's a superpower parents unlock the day their kid takes their first bite of a hidden cookie.
- I told the dentist I hadn't flossed in a while. He said my gums already told him everything.
- My daughter asked why dads always know how to fix things. I told her it's mostly YouTube and confidence, in equal measure.
- I told my son I used to walk uphill both ways to school. He looked up the elevation of our town and called my bluff.