More Family Jokes
- I told the dentist I hadn't flossed in a while. He said my gums already told him everything.
- My daughter asked why dads always know how to fix things. I told her it's mostly YouTube and confidence, in equal measure.
- I told my son I used to walk uphill both ways to school. He looked up the elevation of our town and called my bluff.
- I asked my daughter to rate my cooking honestly. She gave me a two and said she was rounding up out of love.
- I asked my daughter's teacher how she was doing in school. The teacher said 'creative,' which I've learned is code for something.
- I told my wife I'd handle bath time tonight. Forty-five minutes and one flooded bathroom later, I understand why she usually says no.