More Family Jokes
- My smartwatch told me to stand up. I've never felt so judged by a piece of jewelry.
- My daughter asked why I always drive slowly through the neighborhood. I told her it's the only speed limit I actually respect.
- I tried to organize my tools by size. Now I can't find anything, but at least it looks organized.
- My son asked why I always say 'back in my day.' I told him it's the only sentence that makes me feel powerful anymore.
- I set an alarm for 6am to go running. I've reset that same alarm every day for six months without leaving the bed once.
- My daughter asked me to walk slower so she could keep up. I've been walking slower ever since, even when she's not there.