More Family Jokes
- My car's check engine light came on. I put a piece of tape over it. Problem solved.
- My daughter asked why I check the weather app five times before leaving the house. I told her it's called due diligence.
- I joined a gym six months ago. My membership card has seen more of the gym than I have.
- My son wants a puppy for his birthday. I told him a puppy is a fourteen-year commitment, and he said that's fine, he'll be in college by then.
- I got a smart fridge. It now judges my snack choices at three in the morning.
- My daughter asked why grown-ups are so tired all the time. I told her it's from carrying invisible bags of responsibility everywhere we go.