More Family Jokes
- My daughter asked to borrow my hairbrush this morning. I haven't had hair worth brushing in a decade, but I let her have the moment.
- I told my wife I read her mind sometimes. She said good, then think about doing the dishes.
- My son asked why my back cracks every time I sit down. I told him it's the sound of experience settling in.
- I told my wife I'd take care of dinner tonight. That's why we're getting takeout, technically I did take care of it.
- My daughter asked if I ever get embarrassed. I told her I gave up that feeling the day I became a parent.
- My car's check engine light came on. I put a piece of tape over it. Problem solved.