More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said she can read me like a book. I told her I'm more of a mystery novel. She said I'm more of a picture book with the pages out of order.
- I told my wife I'd never hide anything from her. She found the snack stash in the garage within a week.
- My wife asked if I'd marry her again if I had the choice. I said absolutely, mostly because I'm too tired to plan another wedding.
- My wife asked if I noticed her new haircut. I said yes immediately, out of pure survival instinct rather than actual observation.
- I told my wife I'd never forget our anniversary again. That was last year. This year I set eleven alarms just to be sure.
- My wife said marriage requires compromise. I said fine, and now we alternate whose TV show we hate watching each week.