More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said marriage requires compromise. I said fine, and now we alternate whose TV show we hate watching each week.
- I told my wife I'd clean out my closet this weekend. She said she'd believe it when the floor was visible again.
- My wife asked what I'd do if she went away for a week. I listed several activities, and she has since decided not to go.
- I asked my wife if she'd ever get tired of me. She said she reached that milestone years ago and simply pushed through.
- My wife told me I snore like a chainsaw. I told her that's rude, chainsaws are actually quite efficient.
- I told my wife I'd take care of everything while she was sick. The house survived. Barely. So did the goldfish, mostly.