More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife told me I snore like a chainsaw. I told her that's rude, chainsaws are actually quite efficient.
- I told my wife I'd take care of everything while she was sick. The house survived. Barely. So did the goldfish, mostly.
- My wife asked if I'd changed at all since we got married. I said yes, mostly my hairline and my opinions on thermostats.
- I told my wife our love is like fine wine. She said that's sweet, then reminded me most of our wine comes from a box.
- My wife said she'd marry me all over again. Then she saw the current state of the garage and asked for time to reconsider.
- I told my wife I'm a simple man. She said that's the one thing about me she's never had to fact-check.