More Adult Humor Jokes
- I told my wife I'm a simple man. She said that's the one thing about me she's never had to fact-check.
- My wife's family visits every holiday without fail. I've started referring to the guest room as their timeshare.
- I told my wife we're finally empty nesters. She said great, now I have to talk to you more, and neither of us is thrilled about it.
- My wife asked if I remembered her birthday was coming up. I said of course, then immediately searched the calendar in a panic.
- I told my wife I'm a catch. She said sure, in the sense that most things I touch eventually break.
- My wife said I never listen. I would have responded, but I genuinely wasn't listening at the time.