More Adult Humor Jokes
- I told my wife I'm a catch. She said sure, in the sense that most things I touch eventually break.
- My wife said I never listen. I would have responded, but I genuinely wasn't listening at the time.
- I asked my wife what her love language was. She said 'you doing the dishes without being asked,' which felt oddly specific and pointed.
- My wife told me our marriage counselor said we communicate well. I asked when that appointment was, since I don't remember going.
- I told my wife I'd never keep score in our relationship. She reminded me I still bring up a vacation disagreement from 2019.
- My wife asked what I'd wish for if I had one wish left. I said a working dishwasher, and she said that was the most honest thing I've ever told her.