More Adult Humor Jokes
- I asked my wife what her love language was. She said 'you doing the dishes without being asked,' which felt oddly specific and pointed.
- My wife told me our marriage counselor said we communicate well. I asked when that appointment was, since I don't remember going.
- I told my wife I'd never keep score in our relationship. She reminded me I still bring up a vacation disagreement from 2019.
- My wife asked what I'd wish for if I had one wish left. I said a working dishwasher, and she said that was the most honest thing I've ever told her.
- My wife asked if I'd noticed she rearranged the furniture. I said yes, immediately, while walking directly into the new coffee table.
- I told my wife I could read her mind. She thought about something, and I guessed wrong three times before giving up entirely.