More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife asked if I'd noticed she rearranged the furniture. I said yes, immediately, while walking directly into the new coffee table.
- I told my wife I could read her mind. She thought about something, and I guessed wrong three times before giving up entirely.
- My wife said she wants more quality time together. I suggested watching her favorite show, and now I know far too much about reality television.
- I asked my wife if she'd noticed I lost weight. She said no, but she noticed I finished the leftovers again, so it evens out.
- My wife told me I'm predictable. I proved her right by ordering the exact same thing I always order, out of spite.
- I told my wife I'd never go to bed without saying I love you. Now we say it very quickly and angrily during arguments, but we say it.