More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife told me I'm predictable. I proved her right by ordering the exact same thing I always order, out of spite.
- I told my wife I'd never go to bed without saying I love you. Now we say it very quickly and angrily during arguments, but we say it.
- My wife said she fell for my sense of humor first. I've been coasting on that one asset for over a decade now.
- I asked my wife what she'd do if I won an award for Husband of the Year. She asked which year, implying it certainly wasn't this one.
- Some nights I lie awake wondering if my wife married me for my personality or just to have someone to blame for the thermostat.
- There's an unspoken rule in our house that whoever finds the missing sock first gets to be smug about it for the rest of the day.