More Adult Humor Jokes
- I told my wife I'd never keep score in our relationship. She reminded me I still bring up a vacation disagreement from 2019.
- My wife asked what I'd wish for if I had one wish left. I said a working dishwasher, and she said that was the most honest thing I've ever told her.
- My wife asked if I'd noticed she rearranged the furniture. I said yes, immediately, while walking directly into the new coffee table.
- I told my wife I could read her mind. She thought about something, and I guessed wrong three times before giving up entirely.
- My wife said she wants more quality time together. I suggested watching her favorite show, and now I know far too much about reality television.
- I asked my wife if she'd noticed I lost weight. She said no, but she noticed I finished the leftovers again, so it evens out.