More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife says I never finish anything. I told her that's not true, I finish arguments all the time. We're still arguing about whether that counts.
- My wife asked me to be more romantic. I surprised her with breakfast in bed. She surprised me back by asking why there were crumbs everywhere.
- My wife says the honeymoon phase ends eventually. I told her I'm still holding out hope, twelve years in.
- I asked my wife to rate our marriage out of ten. She said she'd need to consult with her lawyer before answering.
- My wife said I should be more spontaneous. So I scheduled thirty minutes of spontaneity into next Tuesday's calendar.
- I told my wife marriage is a partnership. She said great, then handed me her half of the chores, effective immediately.