More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife says the honeymoon phase ends eventually. I told her I'm still holding out hope, twelve years in.
- I asked my wife to rate our marriage out of ten. She said she'd need to consult with her lawyer before answering.
- My wife said I should be more spontaneous. So I scheduled thirty minutes of spontaneity into next Tuesday's calendar.
- I told my wife marriage is a partnership. She said great, then handed me her half of the chores, effective immediately.
- My wife asked if I'd change anything about her. I said no, then immediately remembered the thermostat wars and reconsidered.
- I asked my wife what she loves most about me. She thought for a long time, which I've chosen to interpret as thoroughness.