More Adult Humor Jokes
- I asked my wife what she loves most about me. She thought for a long time, which I've chosen to interpret as thoroughness.
- My wife and I split the household duties fairly. She makes the decisions, and I agree with them.
- I told my in-laws we'd love to host Christmas again next year. My wife has since informed me that was not a joint decision.
- My wife asked if I remembered what day it was. I panicked, guessed 'our anniversary,' and got it right by pure accident.
- I asked my kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. Both said 'not you,' which felt oddly specific.
- My wife said she needs space. I asked if the garage counted, and that did not go over well.