More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said she needs space. I asked if the garage counted, and that did not go over well.
- I told my wife I'd never let her down. She reminded me of the time I dropped her at the airport an hour late, and I had no rebuttal.
- My wife asked if I'd still love her after she told me the truth. I said yes, then she told me she used my toothbrush once, and I'm reconsidering.
- I told my wife I'm the man of the house. She said sure, and handed me a to-do list to prove it.
- My wife and I agreed to stop keeping score in arguments. She's still winning by a wide margin, according to her.
- I asked my wife if she thinks about our future. She said yes, mostly about who gets the good pillow.