More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife asked if I'd still love her after she told me the truth. I said yes, then she told me she used my toothbrush once, and I'm reconsidering.
- I told my wife I'm the man of the house. She said sure, and handed me a to-do list to prove it.
- My wife and I agreed to stop keeping score in arguments. She's still winning by a wide margin, according to her.
- I asked my wife if she thinks about our future. She said yes, mostly about who gets the good pillow.
- My wife said she can read me like a book. I told her I'm more of a mystery novel. She said I'm more of a picture book with the pages out of order.
- I told my wife I'd never hide anything from her. She found the snack stash in the garage within a week.