More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife and I agreed to stop keeping score in arguments. She's still winning by a wide margin, according to her.
- I asked my wife if she thinks about our future. She said yes, mostly about who gets the good pillow.
- My wife said she can read me like a book. I told her I'm more of a mystery novel. She said I'm more of a picture book with the pages out of order.
- I told my wife I'd never hide anything from her. She found the snack stash in the garage within a week.
- My wife asked if I'd marry her again if I had the choice. I said absolutely, mostly because I'm too tired to plan another wedding.
- My wife asked if I noticed her new haircut. I said yes immediately, out of pure survival instinct rather than actual observation.