More Adult Humor Jokes
- I told my in-laws we'd love to host Christmas again next year. My wife has since informed me that was not a joint decision.
- My wife asked if I remembered what day it was. I panicked, guessed 'our anniversary,' and got it right by pure accident.
- I asked my kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. Both said 'not you,' which felt oddly specific.
- My wife said she needs space. I asked if the garage counted, and that did not go over well.
- I told my wife I'd never let her down. She reminded me of the time I dropped her at the airport an hour late, and I had no rebuttal.
- My wife asked if I'd still love her after she told me the truth. I said yes, then she told me she used my toothbrush once, and I'm reconsidering.