More Family Jokes
- The kids' idea of an inside voice at the birthday party lasted approximately until the cake arrived.
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew involved citing three separate friends' rules, none of which I could verify.
- The kids' 'I'm not tired' declaration is reliably followed within ten minutes by visible, undeniable evidence otherwise.
- The kids' 'we're building something' in the backyard usually turns out to mean a hole, dug for reasons unclear even to them.
- The kids' bicycle helmet negotiation has escalated into a genuine philosophical debate about personal freedom, apparently.
- The kids' shared bedroom border dispute has required actual masking tape on the floor to enforce, unofficially.