More Family Jokes
- The kids' shared bedroom border dispute has required actual masking tape on the floor to enforce, unofficially.
- The kids' 'I'll pay you back' after borrowing money has an interest-free repayment window of approximately never.
- The kids' invented Olympic events in the backyard have judging criteria that change mid-competition, always favorably.
- The kids' 'I found this outside' has, over the years, introduced an alarming variety of items into the house.
- The kids' 'I'll eat the vegetables last' strategy has never once resulted in the vegetables actually being eaten.
- I bought a whiteboard for the kitchen to organize the family schedule. It now mostly displays a tally of who owes whom money.