More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I'll eat the vegetables last' strategy has never once resulted in the vegetables actually being eaten.
- I bought a whiteboard for the kitchen to organize the family schedule. It now mostly displays a tally of who owes whom money.
- The dog has learned to open the pantry door, and the whole household has adjusted its security posture accordingly.
- The kids' argument over the last waffle escalated to a level of formality usually reserved for actual legal proceedings.
- The kids' 'we're basically twins' claim ignores a three-year age gap and considerable evidence to the contrary.
- The kids' 'we're not sharing a room anymore' declaration has survived approximately zero actual attempts at implementation.