More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're not sharing a room anymore' declaration has survived approximately zero actual attempts at implementation.
- The kids' 'I promise I'll remember this time' regarding chores has a documented memory retention of about four hours.
- The kids' invented currency for trading toys has an exchange rate that fluctuates wildly based purely on mood.
- The kids' 'we're doing homework' upstairs turns out, upon inspection, to mean an elaborate blanket fort operation.
- The kids' 'I need a snack to think' has become such a reliable homework stalling tactic it deserves recognition.
- The kids' 'that's not fair' complaint gets deployed roughly fourteen times daily, for reasons ranging from valid to imaginary.